a možda bolje da šutim...

Evo što se sve može naći na proizvodima;

Na kutiji fena za kosu marke "Sears":
"Ne koristiti dok spavate"

Na omotu sapuna "Dial"
"Koristiti kao običan sapun"

Na "Swanson" zamrznutim jelima:
"Savijet: prije serviranja odmrznuti." (a ja misla...)

(U nekom hotelu) na nepromoćivoj kapi za tusiranje:
"Napravljeno za jednu glavu" (ili dvije male!??)

Na "Tesco's Tiramisu" sladoledu:
"Ne okreci dno na gore" (štampano na dnu kutije...glavno da znaš na vrijeme)

Na "Marks & Spencer" zamrznutom pecivu:
"Pecivo će biti toplo nakon zagrijavanja"

Na kutiji "Rowenta" pegle:
"Ne peglati odjeću na tijelu"

Na korejskom kuhinjskom nožu:
"Upozorenje! Držati >>izvan<< dijece" (e ovo je dobro:)

Na pakovanju kineskih ukrasnih sijalica za bor:
"Isključivo za upotrebu u zatvorenom ili otvorenom prostoru" (Kakav još
prostor postoji?)

Na japanskom tosteru:
"Ne upotrebljavati u druge svrhe" (Ima li netko ideju za druge svrhe?)

Na paketicu "Sainsbury's" kikirikija:
"Upozorenje: nije izvadjen iz lupinke." (da..a ja sam baš razmišljala"...pa zakaj to ima tak čudan okus...")

Na "American Airlines" paketiću kikirikija:
"Uputstvo: Otvorite paketić, jedite kikiriki." (dobro da postoje uputstva)

Na dječjem kostimu "Supermen":
"Nošenje ovog kostima vam ne daje moć da letite." (Ma da?!!)





Tiskarske greške:

Štefa sale hitno traži izletište Puntijarka

Grom na Mirogoju ustupam

Kratkodlaka optičarka

Krakodlaka ptičarka

Auto sjedalica za dijete do 100 kg (da,minimalno 100kg..)

Opel Golf

Žena 48 m2 trazi posao u ugostiteljstvu (žao mi je-ne stanete u našu firmu:)

Jogi mudrac

Ford Fiesta, usčuvana 1. vlasnica (a ona je mrtva il..?)

Kadett 1.3, moze zamjena poslije podne

Tajnožareća peć

Sablje i bodezi iz 40. stoljeca (povratak u budućnost..)

Vučjak, obučen za patnju (jadan)

Kuća 5000 km od Vrbovca (u kojoj državi??? :)

The Beatles
Here comes the sun

Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun,
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's all right

Little darling,
it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling,
it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun,
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's all right

Little darling,
the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling,
it seems like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun,
Here comes the sun, and I say It's all right

Sun, sun, sun, here it comes

Little darling,
I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little darling,
it seems like years since it's been clear
Here comes the sun,
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's all right

Here comes the sun,
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's all right
It's all right



Bob Marley
Three little birds

"Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"

Rise up this mornin',
Smiled with the risin' sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin',
("This is my message to you-ou-ou:")

Singin': "Don't worry 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."
Singin': "Don't worry 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"

Rise up this mornin',
Smiled with the risin' sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin', "This is my message to you-ou-ou:"

Singin': "Don't worry about a thing,
worry about a thing, oh!
Every little thing gonna be all right.
Don't worry!"
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing"
- I won't worry!
"'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."

Singin': "Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right"
- I won't worry!
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing, oh no!
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!




Haustor
ŠEJN

Ja cijeli život sanjam kako odlazim uz rijeku
Starim parobrodom koji vozi sol
I da nosim jednu davnu,
nikad prežaljenu ljubav
Tanku dugačku cigaru
i par mamuza od zlata
Da sam Šejn

Život na granici je opasan i tvrd
Al' moje ime ovdje od sad znači pravda
Vec čujem priču kako za mnom jaše smrt
Dok jašem crven pored vatri na rubu grada

To je Šejn ...
To je Šejn ...

Ja cijeli život sanjam
kako odlazim uz rijeku
Starim parobrodom
koji vozi skitnice na zapad
I da nosim jednu davnu,
nikad prežaljenu ljubav
Tanku dugačku cigaru
i par mamuza od zlata
Da sam Šejn
Da sam Šejn

Dok živim život koji nisam birao sam
O suhom vjetru s juga moja duša sanja
Ja čujem buku stada,
vidim u daljini grad
A tanka slika jave postaje sve tanja

Ja znam da život na granici je opasan i tvrd
Al' moje ime ovdje od sad znači pravda
Na mome sivom konju sada sa mnom jaše smrt
Vodi me tamo gdje me moja davna draga
već čeka

Izađi i bori se
U ovom gradu nema mjesta za jednog od nas
Izađi i bori se
Ulica je prazna, ali s prozora motre na nas
Izađi i bori se
Uzet ću ti život ako ostaneš - uzimam čast.

To je Šejn ...
To je Šejn ...

Ja cijeli život sanjam kako odlazim uz rijeku
Starim parobrodom koji vozi sol
I da nosim jednu davnu,
nikad prežaljenu ljubav
Tanku dugačku cigaru
i par mamuza od zlata
Da sam Šejn




Queen
Who wants to live forever?

There’s no time for us
There’s no place for us
What is this thing that builds our dreams yet slips away
From us

Who wants to live forever
Who wants to live forever....?

There’s no chance for us
It’s all decided for us
This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us

Who wants to live forever
Who wants to live forever?

Who dares to love forever?
When love must die

But touch my tears with your lips
Touch my world with your fingertips
And we can have forever
And we can love forever
Forever is our today
Who wants to live forever
Who wants to live forever?
Forever is our today

Who waits forever anyway?




Simon & Garfunkel
El condor pasa

I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail
Yes I would, if I could, I surely would
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail
Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would

Away, I'd rather sail away
Like a swan that's here and gone
A man gets tied up to the ground
He gives the world its saddest sound
Its saddest sound

I'd rather be a forest than a street
Yes I would, if I could, I surely would
I'd rather feel the earth beneath my feet
Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would


Azra
Obrati pažnju na poslijednju stvar

Obrati pažnju na poslijednju stvar
I legni tu kraj mene
Zaboravi na sve što znaš
Opusti se sad
Ne traži svoje vrijeme
Ja te volim
Volim da ti pogađam sne
I ne razumijem zašto te smeta
Ne mari za to

Obrati pažnju na poslijednju stvar
I sijećat ćeš se dugo
Povuci još dim
Udahni volju za put
I uzmi moju ruku
Ja te volim

Obrati pažnju na poslijednju stvar
Zadrži me u sebi
Osjećam da lutam kroz terase svijesti
Nešto se u meni dijeli
Ja te volim




U2
Beautiful day

The heart is a bloom
Shoots up through the stony ground
There's no room
No space to rent in this town

You're out of luck
And the reason that you had to care
The traffic is stuck
And you're not moving anywhere

You thought you'd found a friend
To take you out of this place
Someone you could lend a hand
In return for grace

It's a beautiful day
Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away

You're on the road
But you've got no destination
You're in the mud
In the maze of her imagination

You love this town
Even if that doesn't ring true
You've been all over
And it's been all over you

It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
It's a beautiful day

Touch me
Take me to that other place
Teach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case

See the world in green and blue
See China right in front of you
See the canyons broken by cloud
See the tuna fleets clearing the sea out
See the Bedouin fires at night
See the oil fields at first light
And see the bird with a leaf in her mouth
After the flood all the colors came out

It was a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
Beautiful day

Touch me
Take me to that other place
Reach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case

What you don't have you don't need it now
What you don't know you can feel it somehow
What you don't have you don't need it now
Don't need it now
Was a beautiful day




Oasis
Don´t look back in anger

Slip inside the eye of your mind
Don't you know you might find
A better place to play
You said that you'd never been
But all the things that you've seen
Will slowly fade away

So I start a revolution from my bed
Cos you said the brains I HAD went to my head
Step outside the summertime's in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off your face
You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out

So Sally can wait,
she knows it's too late as we're walking on by
Her soul slides away,
but don't look back in anger
I heard you say

Take me to the place where you go
Where nobody knows if it's night or day
Please don't put your life in the hands
Of a Rock n Roll band
Who'll throw it all away

Gonna start the revolution from my bed
COS you said the brains
I HAD went to my head
Step outside cos summertime's in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off your face
Cos you ain't ever gonna burn my heart out

So Sally can wait,
she knows it's too late
as she's walking on by.
My soul slides away,
but don't look back in anger
I heard you say

So Sally can wait,
she knows it's too late
as we're walking on by
Her soul slides away,
but don't look back in anger
I heard you say

So Sally can wait,
she knows it's too late
and she's walking on by
My soul slides away,
but don't look back in anger,
don't look back in anger
I heard you say

At least not today




Steppen Wolf
Born to be wild

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wild
Born to be wild